North Korea, Best Korea!
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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