from now on my penis is your penis
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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