I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
