She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
one might say we're banned from that church
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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