I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Randomize
