just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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