come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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