I am puke
i think my mom watched the whole time
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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