you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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