My first STD was from a foam party
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
