Old men and throwing up are my life now.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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