i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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