Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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