I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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