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so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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