Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
nutella sex= disaster
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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