how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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