so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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