The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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