Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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