Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
