How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
