Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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