i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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