today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
At least life still wants to fuck me.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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