I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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