I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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