You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I need to sanitize my soul.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Randomize
