i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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