your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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