So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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