Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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