Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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