oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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