it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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