We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
