I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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