It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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