Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
