its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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