i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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