This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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