he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Dick very happy bro
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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