D3 body, D1 cock
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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