I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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