i barfeds in our rink
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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