Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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