why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
