i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
we're so committed to being not committed
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