At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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