Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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