yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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