: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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