Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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