Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Randomize
