im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I supernannyed him into submission
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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